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Business Plan.
Generate purchase receipts for services rendered
Price: twenty-five cents a year. .25
Payable To: (GSI) Gravity Solutions International, LLc
Process: Mail hard copy to every person on the planet
Incentive: If payment is not received within thirty days Gravity will be shut off.
Warning: If Gravity is shut off GSI cannot be held responsible for loss of footing resulting in detachment from the planet.*
*GSI is a Limited Liability Corporation and is solely responsible for absolutely nothing. Participant pay the usage fees at their own initiative. If participants consider legal action for the success or failure of GSI’s product another punitive payment may be required in order to restore services. Participants agree and confirm service when check is posted.
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Thank you for choosing GSI where Gravity Is Our Business
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